Who are you to impose your advice?
A poem by my mummy who has people give her patronising unsolicited advice because of her Asperger’s Syndrome traits! Who are you Read More
Problem 7 – Scary cat in garden
Dear Uncle Bearsac I’m scared by the grotty moggy next door. It sits in the front garden of my owner’s house and Read More
Problem 5 – Owner Wants to Sell Me
Dear Uncle Bearsac Please help me. My owner has acquired the knowledge I’m worth money and wants to sell me, I thought Read More
Problem 6 – Owner Denies I speak
Dear Bearsac I’m in despair as my owner won’t accept that he can hear me speak. I know he can hear me Read More
Problem 4 – Dressed in doll dresses.
My owner dresses me in frilly doll dresses, and even calls them “frocks”. I am then paraded, in my new attire, to Read More
Problem 3 – Help, I’m going bald
Dear Uncle Bearsac Help, I’m going bald, what can I do? I was blessed with beautiful long golden mohair, the envy of Read More